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Wife Swap

I usually hate reality shows. I liked the very first Survivor all those years ago, but the assault following in the past years has been a torrent of horrible humiliation and display of human stupidity and lack of real meaning.

So why the hell am I bringing up Wife Swap, another seemingly sexist, banal concept for a reality show: swap the wives of two families, the first week the woman has to follow the ways of the original household, the second week she gets to reorganise things the way she’d like them. Because, like any good show the producers have written into the show some kind of story or sense of drama, and like any good reality show will have some sort of biting social commentary.

Tonight’s was a winner. Racist, foul mouthed, fatty Dee who didn’t have the word discipline in her vocabulary put into a “coloured man’s” household where dinner was cooked, dishes were cleaned and the kids were well behaved. Meanwhile, Sonja had to deal with one 18 year old brat who calls her a “black bitch” and one 16 year old who adored her as she attempted to stop the kids from swearing, respect their parents, exercise and take them to a hip soul club. The differences were extraordinary and highlights how two such varying families can live in the same city.

Sometimes you can’t ever know yourself until you throw yourself into another world (even if that world is just a few blocks away). While the exercise was a huge wake up call for Dee and her husband, suddenly their life seemed shabby, stagnant and trapped in an endless cycle of microwave dinners and rooms filled with clutter, for Sonja and her partner it was a reinforcement of how good their values are and in the end decide to get engaged. Ironic considering that at the beginning the obstinate Dee was quite clearly racist (as she looks through the fridge and finding coconut cream decides these people are certainly “not English.”)


Best of 2003: Albums

Last night I was listening to the Triple J’s top albums of the year so I though I’d do my own. OK, I don’t get to buy half the albums I’d like to and no doubt a whole lot of great albums came out this year that I didn’t hear about but the ones I did hear and bought I of course love, and these are

International Echoes (The Rapture), Black Cherry (Goldfrapp), Chutes too Narrow (The Shins), Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (The Flaming Lips), Absolution (Muse), Off the Wall – Ten Years of Wall of Sound (Wall of Sound), 100th Window (Massive Attack), You Are Free (Cat Power), Youth and Young Manhood (Kings of Leon), Welcome to the Monkey House (Dandy Warhols), Elephant (The White Stripes), Eargasm (Plump DJs), Talkin Honky Blues (Buck 65), Thickfreakness (The Black Keys), De-loused in the Comatorium (The Mars Volta), Strays (Janes Addiction).

Aus/NZ Decoder Ring (Decoder Ring), The Cat Empire (The Cat Empire), The White Printz EP (The Bumblebeez), The Red Printz EP (The Bumblebeez), Strange Bird (Augie March), Get Born (Jet), 1704 (Gelbison), Good (Goodshirt), Lovers (The Sleepy Jackson), Alleys to Valleys (Hermitude), Cook Cut Damage Destroy (Prop) interestingly, all those were either a debut album or EP albeit the last one was a remixed version, The Cream of the Crock (You am I), Frequencies Will Move Together (B(if)tek, An Elefant Never Forgets (The Herd).

My favourites are in bold. And trust me, I’m tempted to bold just about all of them.

I think its also time to clear that “Wishlist” for 2003. And these were, and are still standing, and feel free to donate them to me!:

Tour De France (Kraftwerk), Morvern Caller Soundtrack, Ladytron album, A Minor Revival (Sodastream), Bad Blood (Gerling), M. Ward album, Take Them On Your Own (The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club), Think Tank (Blur), Land of the Giants (Downsyde), Exciter (Depeche Mode), Sophtware Slump (Grandaddy), We Rock Hard (Freestylers), Krafty Kutz album, Room on Fire (The Strokes), Dancehall Places (Mint Royale), Happy Songs for Happy People (Mogwai), Rooney (Rooney), Phantom Power (Super Furry Animals), Genetic World (Telepopmusik), Fever To Tell (Yeah Yeah Yeahs), Yo La Tengo album, The Decline of the British Sea Power (British Sea Power), Various mixed by Meat Katie Destination Australia 02 (Meat Katie), Now and Them by (Freeland), O (Damien Rice), 25 (Rough Trade), War All The Time (Thursday), Make Up The Breakdown (Hot Hot Heats), The Kills album, The Bright Lights (Interpol), Dizzy Rascal album, So Much for the city (The Thrills), The Jeevas album, Shift these Thoughts (Heligoland), The Libertines album, Belle & Sebastian album, TV On the Radio (Young Lions), Instant O in the Universe (Stereolab), Erase Errata (Erase Errata), The Target Is You (Love of diagrams), Logic Will Break Your Heart (The Stills), The Anyones (The Anyones). Phew!


People are crazy

Apparently there were people waiting at the doors of Grace Bros in the city at 7am this morning. 7AM! People are crazy. And I’m people (a person?). So who can understand why I found myself being shepherded around on endless escalators in Pitt St Mall. Baaaaa Baaaa. I’ve never been surrounded by so many shoppers. We had to wait in a line to get into a Nine West store like it was a hot new club or something. (“Ooh, are my shoes nice enough to…buy more shoes?!”)

Course there’s no greater rush than the thrill of the chase for the perfect micro denim mini or metallic gold heels.

Hope you all had a fantastic Chrissie and looking forward to another mad New Years!


Death of Tech-ni-kal

Hot on the heels on the announcement of the death of Fly (but not the club venue Globe) is the announcement of the death of tech night at Chinese Laundry, Tech-ni-kal. Unfortunately the icky crowd at Chinese Laundry (slaggy, slutty Poms, and that’s girls and boys) kept me away from the night, but it still had strong lineups and was one of the few nights supporting techno.

Shame!


Prop’s Cook Cut Damage Destroy (Remix Album)

Written for Vibewire

If you’re a fan of electronic explorations of moods, rhythms and textures you are most likely to already know that Prop‘s Cook Cut Damage Destroy is one of this year’s must buys and have it planted firmly in your CD rack – thus making this review obsolete. However, if you’re not but wouldn’t mind joining all the nerdy geeks behind little black boxes switching dials and listening to bleeps and creaks, buying this album will take you one step in the right direction.

Earlier this year the Sydney five piece came out with their debut album ‘Small Craft Rough Sea’, and as if this wasn’t exquisite enough they decided to give us another jolt of Prop goodness with a remix album of their songs mashed with a whole long of other songs from other electronic artists, delivering a puree of extraordinary sonic sounds. Earlier B(if)tek did a similar thing with their album ‘Frequencies Will Move You’ and the remixed CD was always my favourite. It’s not to say that their own work can’t stand alone, its simply that the songs from other artists often brings an accessibility to their intricate style, and in turn their fusion of marimbas and vibraphones brings a depth and dimension to the artists who remix.

Of course, there’s the whole possibility of the entire thing falling into shambles when you have artists as varied as Telemetry Orchestra, Pnau and Oren Ambrachi messing around with your work, but instead the whole thing pulls together with each remix managing to keep the Prop essence and thus letting that become the spine which we must follow as we traverse through the fourteen tracks.

The album opens with a remix of ‘Sirius’ by Someone which gives a nod to Prop’s original album as you can actually hear seagulls and the creaking of a boat out at sea. It’s sunny and warm and relaxing to the final rumbling glitches. From here Stereolab carry the summery feel but quickly take us somewhere more wistful and nostalgic. In Mako’s remix of ‘Landing’ we go a bit deeper and picks up the pace with a strong bass lined with a patchwork of sonic glitches and unidentifiable noises. Despite the fact that all the artists featured worked individually, in the compilation we manage to still find a strong sense of cohesive progression.

Track seven, in which The Presets remix Portal was an interesting idea. After all, the Presets’ Julian Hamilton and Kim Moyes are from Prop too, so it’s kind of like asking New Order to do a cover of Joy Divison (and apparently there’s one on the 24 Hour Party People soundtrack). It’s almost chilling if it wasn’t for the danceable beat, and definitely darker than the Telemetry Orchestra’s version which has Charlotte’s gentle voice give it a whimsical, childlike feel. Paul Mac and Dirty’s Cub take on the song plants it squarely in the dance genre – three very different manipulations.

The consistently impressive Decoder Ring brings a whole lot of growling bass to ‘Pilot Error’, accumulating and crescendoing into a song brimming with darkness and light. It’s an excellent example of how to find another face to a song without moving too far from its original intent. Mice Parade’s ‘Remora’ remix is another and closes this accomplished album with a resounding finish.


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